Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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