You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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