C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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