I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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