accomplished twins. life is a go
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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