Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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