How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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