I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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