David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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