If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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