god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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