no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i now understand why vodka
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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