never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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