So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
smell my finger.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
