on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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