The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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