If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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