Your face is a jimmy john
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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