I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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