you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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