so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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