Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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