I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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