i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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