Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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