called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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