Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Your tits are I can't wait for
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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