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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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