mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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