Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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