I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.