Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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