quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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