It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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