That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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