I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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