her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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