i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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