it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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