Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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