I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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