Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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