you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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