And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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