I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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