Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
All I want is dick and wine.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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