Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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