Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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