Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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