I hate your face
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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