Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You may now shotgun with the bride
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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