Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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