And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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