I want to stick my p in your. b.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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