Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
