I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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